Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Ballers

Thats what I like.  It always gets me.  These boys are major.  These guys did not go to UVA or Harvard or Duke (not that they are not that smart, because they are, its just thats too much of a box and they tend to be a bit rebellious and unconventional).  BSD's...translated into Big Swinging Dicks.  They are straight up Alpha Males.  Lots of times they are athletes, but not professional, more like high school & college into recreational.  Wildly successful entrepeneurs.  Risk takers.  These young men are really ambitious.  They always look you in the eye.  Good thing I have the power to capture their attention.  There really is someone for everyone.  Strong Women pair well with Ballers.

I have also found that I am like...well I am a magical muse.  I don't think its a coincidence at this point.  I suppose I have also earned the title, "Baller of Ballers" or perhaps it should be "Banger of Ballers"...OR how about "Ball Banger".  Or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.  Hmmm, well getting back to the point, which is my magical talents.  So, I have been fortunate enough to meet these young men.  I remember the first time a guy I had just met told me to Google him.  Ladies, the man who tells you to Google him is always going to be a Baller.  You should always definitely go take a nap with him if he asks.  In fact, if you are fortunate enough to meet one of these men, whatever odd thing it is that they ask you to do, you should go and do it.  Forget the Rules, and what your mother told you, this is an opportunity of the more unconventional kind.  You have to have an open mind, and its totally worth it.  The sex is always great. 

We tango for a bit, and then they rocket out of my stratosphere into another dimension of hotness.  They have been "touched" by my talented hoo hah and drank of my wisdom.  The men who have benefited from my muse-ical inspiration do the following:  Forbes Magazine List of Top 30 Entrepeneurs Under 30, episode on Millionaire Matchmaker, and Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", 100 MPG Engine and the Navy Seal Buds training program.  Now these fine young men are all in their 20's.  I am still exploring the men in their 30's (who are far more rare) and will report on them later. 

Sex with Ballers is verrrry fun.  They tend to throw you around the bed alot, with lots of position changes.  Dirty talking is also present quite often.  Since these men are pretty ambitious with their careers, they tend to really want you to have a very satisfying experience too, which is a fabulous attitude.  I have found that because of this, they tend to be very skilled lovers.  Yet another reason that I love Ballers.  Multiple orgasms are not unusual.  Yay!  Some of them are also incredibly sweet with the things they say and text.  ("Sweetness mi amour")  DC is a great place to meet them and they really respond to a Strong Woman.  No sissies for them, thank goodness.  They enjoy an older more experienced woman, who knows what she wants.  Rrraaaawwwrrr!  I want a Baller!